January 2010
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For all the boys who got put in the FRIEND ZONE,...
telllaurailoveher:
Look. We are sorry we lead you to believe something that might not have been true. We are sorry we don’t feel the way that you do. We are sorry your feelings are hurt. But we are not sorry for laughing at your jokes, or playing video games with you, or asking your advice on something really hard… because some girls don’t have friends that wanna do that. Some of us have...
“Evil whore of Satan.”
– My god, I love True Blood marathons on HBO even though I own the first season. The second season needs to come out on DVD as soon as possible and so does the third season.
December 2009
88 posts
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what are you doing for NYE?
As of 12:30 p.m. today, I have nothing planned. I’m not really the go out and party and drink until you black out on New Years eve type of gal. I’ve been invited to a couple parties and could probably wander around Downtown but I think I’ll choose not to. I prefer to stay in because I’m boring like that. No clue what the boy is...
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boxers or briefs?
Alone, I don’t like either boxers or briefs. I prefer a combination of the two, the ultimate boxer-brief. The boxer-brief encompasses the best of both the underwear worlds.
Ask me (almost) anything you douchebags.
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Ask me something to relieve me of my boredom. http://formspring.me/catclaw
A revelation has led me to realize that there is no need to worry. What is not said or done are not important or are supposed to hurt or wound me, it is just a way for that person (my person) to keep me from being disappointed. It is what is said and what is done that are because the things that are said, the things that are done, just prove that they do care about me as much as I care about...
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I’ve gotta say, my horoscope for today (meaning Saturday since it is past mightnight) hits the nail square on the head.
“There is a place for cynicism. If you’re doubting someone’s feelings for you personally or about a project you’ve presented, it would not be wise to express your doubt. If you do, you will only come off as insecure about your very fine qualities,...
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Does your family have a Christmas tradition? What is it?
We used to grab Chinese food every Christmas day at a packed Chinese restaurant that was open because, you know, us Asians don’t celebrate holidays. Not anymore, though.
Nowadays we just sit at home. My mom watches shit t.v. while nagging at me about everything under the sun, I stay in my room reading a book and...
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What would your perfect day look like?
My perfect day would include the following: - Being able to end the lives of everyone I’ve said “I will end you” to. - finding some schmuck’s wallet on the pavement that just so happens to have a very big wad of cash in it. I would return the wallet, of course, but I would keep the cash as a “finder’s fee”. - For...
TLC: Sooner Than Later
t-lag:
firstlady:
If you know that a person actually takes the initiative to do things just to be with you and you go on acting like you don’t care or are not interested, when in fact you do care or are interested but want to play hard to get and test this person’s feelings for you, quit playing. Plain and simple. Or if you’re guilty of doing this intentionally, when it comes down to it and...
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“(603): you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions”
Story of my life in TFLN form.
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What message would you want to put in a fortune cookie?
None because cracking open a fortune cookie with gleeful anticipation and finding no fortune inside is worse than finding a vague obscure one.
Ask me (almost) anything you douchebags.
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Who would win in a fight: pirates or ninjas?
Neither. Pirates would be too drunk off of rum which leads to stumbling around and singing bawdy songs while chasing plump wenches and ninjas would be too busy hiding in the shadows trying to be inconspicuous.
Ask me (almost) anything you douchebags.
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What was the first zombie film you ever watched?
The first zombie film? Hard to remember, I’ve seen so many bad and good ones. I think it was the original 1978 Dawn of the Dead by Romero. I was a young (but not impressionable) little one who had just watched The Exorcist snorting with laughter the whole time while my friend cowered in fear.
My first thought when I watched...
It figures that my gut is always right when it’s about bad things that happen and never, ever right when it’s about good things.
I told my dad this on our walk to Target (I had gotten a $20 gift card from work and I needed to pour some bullshit out) and he just nodded and said that was true. Oh gee, thanks dad. It’s great to know that someone else besides myself believes in the...
